Humor for Today, Enjoy! … AN ITALIAN BOY’S CONFESSION

‘Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl’. 

The priest asks, ‘Is that you, little Joey Pagano?’

‘Yes, Father, it is.’

‘And who was the girl you were with?’

‘I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation’

Well, Joey, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?’

‘I cannot say.’

‘Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?’

‘I’ll never tell.’

‘Was it Nina Capelli?’

‘I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.’

‘Was it Cathy Piriano?’

‘My lips are sealed.’

‘Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?’

‘Please, Father, I cannot tell you.’

The priest sighs in frustration. ‘You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.’

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, ‘What’d you get?’

‘Four months vacation and five good leads!

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NASHVILLE, TN: September Home Sales Steady, Pending Sales Still Strong

There were 1,935 home closings reported for the month of September, according to figures provided by the Greater Nashville Association of REALTORS®.  That number is down 6.7 percent from the 2,075 closings reported for the same period last year. 

Third quarter numbers have decreased from 2008 with 6,213 closings reported, which is 9.1 percent lower than last year’s third quarter closings of 6,836.

Year-to-date closings for the Greater Nashville area are 15,453. That total is down 22.1 percent from the 19,833 closings reported through the third quarter of 2008.  Read full story…

Walsh Custom Builders Offers Substantial Discounts to Build Dream Home

I am passing along this information in reference to this builder’s opportunity.  Brian Walsh, Walsh Custom Builders, is a member of a high-end builders organization named Custom Builders USA of Middle Tennessee.  This builders group will be hosting a Parade of Homes in October 2010 featuring custom designs of 1M>.  Each builder’s home will be on display in the Parade of Homes.  If you are willing to have your home shown in the Parade of Homes, then the builder will be offering you substantial discounts.  This will be a great opportunity for someone to take advantage of this rare promotion.

If you are not familiar with Brian, his product is exceptional and has a tremendous reputation here in Middle Tennessee.  I am attaching his description below.  If you are interested or know someone considering new construction, please contact Brian or myself for further information.  Read full story…

2122 Willowmet Drive, Brentwood TN

Kenneth Bargers | Prudential Woodmont Realty | kb@bargers-solutions.com | (615) 512-9836
2122 Willowmet Drive, Brentwood, TN
Palladian custom-built home, open floor plan, soaring ceilings, extensive detail molding & ceiling applications, privacy w/babbling brook
5BR/4.5BA Single Family House
offered at $674,900
Year Built 2005
Sq Footage 4,501
Bedrooms 5
Bathrooms 4 full, 1 partial
Floors Unspecified
Parking Unspecified
Lot Size 21,780 sqft
HOA/Maint $30 per month

DESCRIPTION

Welcome home to this Palladian custom-built home. The 4,501 s.f. residence sits on a 1/2 acre lot in the pristine and quiet Fountainbrooke subdivision of Brentwood.
You will be captivated by the soaring ceilings, open floor plan, custom millwork with extensive detailed trim and wonderful ceiling
applications. Step outside for a relaxing evening as you enjoy your privacy of the back
area, babbling brook, and outdoor living on the decks. This is a must see!
see additional photos below
PROPERTY FEATURES

– Central A/C – Central heat – Fireplace
– High/Vaulted ceiling – Walk-in closet – Hardwood floor
– Tile floor – Family room – Living room
– Bonus/Rec room – Office/Den – Dining room
– Breakfast nook – Dishwasher – Refrigerator
– Stove/Oven – Microwave – Granite countertop
– Stainless steel appliances – Attic – Basement
– Laundry area – inside – Balcony, Deck, or Patio – Yard

COMMUNITY FEATURES

– Clubhouse – Swimming pool(s)


ADDITIONAL PHOTOS


2122 Willowmet Drive

Entry

Great Room

Kitchen

Master Bedroom

Master Bath
Contact info:
Kenneth Bargers
Prudential Woodmont Realty
(615) 512-9836
For sale by agent/broker

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Posted: Oct 2, 2009, 11:37am PDT

3324 Dumas Drive, Nashville TN

Kenneth Bargers | Prudential Woodmont Realty | kb@bargers-solutions.com | (615) 512-9836
3324 Dumas Drive, Nashville, TN
The completely renovated ranch home offers a natural flowing floor plan with large bedrooms, hardwood floors and tile throughout with carpet finishing
3BR/2BA Single Family House
offered at $214,500
Year Built 1952
Sq Footage 1,966
Bedrooms 3
Bathrooms 2 full, 0 partial
Floors 1
Parking Unspecified
Lot Size 29,185 sqft
HOA/Maint $0 per month

DESCRIPTION

Welcome home to this south Nashville beauty in the established and serene Glencoe Acres subdivision. The 1,966 s.f. residence sits on a gorgeous .67 acre lot located on the corner of McCall and Dumas Drive.

You will be impressed with the privacy and character of this property.

The completely renovated ranch home offers a natural flowing floor plan with large bedrooms, hardwood floors and tile throughout with carpet finishing the sitting room.

Call today to schedule a viewing of this rare opportunity!

see additional photos below
PROPERTY FEATURES

– Central A/C – Central heat – Walk-in closet
– Hardwood floor – Tile floor – Family room
– Living room – Dining room – Breakfast nook
– Dishwasher – Refrigerator – Stove/Oven
– Laundry area – inside – Balcony, Deck, or Patio – Yard

ADDITIONAL PHOTOS


3324 Dumas Drive Entry

Living Room

Kitchen

Master Bedroom

Master Bath

View from Front Porch
Contact info:
Kenneth Bargers
Prudential Woodmont Realty
(615) 512-9836
For sale by agent/broker

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Posted: Oct 2, 2009, 11:34am PDT

Bathroom Upgrades Pay Off

More than 80 percent of new single-family homes have at least two bathrooms, which occupy an average of 300 square feet of floor space, or 12 percent of the total area, according to a study by the National Association of Home Builders.

The home builder’s study reports a major return on value for extra bathrooms: “When the number of bathrooms is approximately equal to the number of bedrooms, an additional half-bath adds about 10 percent to the home’s value, and one additional bath adds about 19 percent.”

A mid-range bathroom remodel, which costs $10,500 on average nationwide, repays a home buyer at least 100 percent of the outlay when the property is sold, the home buyer study concludes.

Source: Chicago Tribune, Mike McClintock (09/21/2009)