LOL Friday! Nursing Home Chit Chat…

Nursing Home Chit Chat

At a nursing home a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

“My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one.

“I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.

“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another contributed.

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence.car 10

“Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can all still drive.”

 

Author: Kenneth Bargers

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