LOL Friday! America’s Got Talent…

America’s Got Talent

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to the bartender. “If i show you the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen, is my beer on the house?” “We’ll See,” says the bartender.

So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play.

“Impressive,” says the bartender, “but I’ll need to see more.”

“Hold on,” says the man.

He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings “Old Man River.”

A patron jumps up from his table and shouts “That’s absolutely incredible! I’ll give you $100 right now for the frog.”

“Sold,” says the guy.

The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves.

“It’s none of my business,” says the bartender, “but you just gave away a fortune.”

“Not really,” says the guy. “The hamster is also a ventriloquist.”

Author: Kenneth Bargers

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