LOL Friday! The Physical…

The Physical

Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results.

Dr. Smith said, “George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?”

George replied, “God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof!…the light goes on and I go to the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off!”

“Wow,” commented Dr. Smith, ‘That’s incredible!”

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George’s wife. “Thelma,” he said, “George is just fine. Physically he’s great. But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off?”

Thelma replied, “Oh God! He’s peeing in the fridge again!”

Author: Kenneth Bargers

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