LOL Friday! Harry and the Stool Sample…

Harry, a 90-year old man, goes to the doctor accompanied by his much younger wife. The doctor examines him and then asks for a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample. Harry, who’s hard of hearing, asks the wife to repeat what the doctor said.

“He needs a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample, Harry”, says the wife.

“What did the doctor ask for”, Harry asks again.

“He needs you to give him a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample”, says the wife, somewhat annoyed.

“What”, asks Harry yet again.

To which the wife, now quite annoyed, responds:

“Harry, just give him your underwear!”

Author: Kenneth Bargers

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