LOL Friday! A grouping of BAD jokes to start your weekend…
Doctor Knows Best???
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at night.
When I’m in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won’t hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?”
“Easy,” said the doctor. “Just take the carpet off the floor.”
The Flasher
There were three little old ladies sitting on a park bench.
The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL!
The first little old lady had a huge stroke.
The second little old lady had a little stroke.
The third little old lady would have had a stroke…..but her arms weren’t quite long enough.
Miss Manners
Did you hear what Monica Lewinsky’s mother said when she brought home her dress?
What, doesn’t the White House have any club soda?
Three Dogs…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. “What’s your name?” she asks the first.
To her surprise, the dog answers “My name’s Huey and I’m having a great day going in and out of puddles.”
She goes up to the second dog and asks “What’s your name?” The dog replies “My name’s Duey and I’m having a great day going in and out of puddles.”
She turns to the third dog and says “I suppose you’re going to tell me your name is Luey and you’re having a great day going in and out of puddles.”
The dog replies “No, I’m having a miserable day and my name is Puddles.”
June 29, 2012 - Posted by kbargers | humor | blog, friday funnies, humor, jokes, kenneth bargers, laughter, lol friday, raunchy
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