LOL Friday! A few Korny jokes to start your weekend!
Isn’t Love Grand 1… A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’
The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…….
Isn’t Love Grand 2… ‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
Lessons Learned… You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids for they will choose your nursing home one day.
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